Playstation BS!

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BREAKING NEWS: Nintendo struck a deal multi-million dollar deal with Sony to merge the Nintendo DS with Playstation. (Wait a minute, are you serious?) The picture above is a “Sneak Peek” of what’s to come. Yeah right, this is funny to say the least. Sony merging its gaming console, Playstation, with Nintendo’s DS is like mixing strawberry yogurt with onions for a light-snack. (Gross to the 10^th Level!!!) Even if both companies came to a join decision to release something, would it actually look like this? (Umm, I’d hope NOT.)

This “Sneak Peek” photo is nothing more than a picture of two Generic Playstation Controller-Wannabes hooked up to a Nintendo DS Reject. (Ouch.) Yes I said it, and I’m also saying, “GET THIS CRAP OUTTA HERE!!!”  But you know, it wouldn’t be too much of a surprised if Nintendo did try something like this. (Game Nerd Alert!!!) If you didn’t already know, times are changing for Nintendo; it’s dominance over portable gaming has eroded tremendously due to smart-phones and tablet devices that offer on-the-go games and other entertainment, including social networking. Nintendo’s reign has also plummeted due to concerns that some of its consoles have caused headaches, eye strain and dizziness. (Random question coming!!!) Wave of the future OR Wave of deception? (Answer: I’ll choose later.) For now, let’s play a little game I like to call “What If?”.

WHAT IF… Playstation and DS merged? Hmm let’s see, they already have the prototype, but now they need a name. (Bing!) I think I’ve got it. They would call this system the Playstation DS. (Wow, I want one NOW!!!) As an added bonus and limited time only, when you buy the console they’ll give you a choice of “Madden NFL vs. NBA 2020: Wave of the Future” OR “Call of Duty Medal of Honor 4: Wave of Deception”. (Now to choose.) Mmm this sure is a toughie, but I think I’ll choose “Wave of the Future”. (Umm, why???) Despite this being an OBVIOUS FAKE, I could actually see Nintendo offering useless accessories like controllers and extra cords for its portable gaming systems in a desperate attempt to reclaim its throne. So this “Playstation DS” just might be the “Wave of the Future”.

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